Category: Joke Board
During Katie Couric's recent debut as CBS News anchor,
she mentioned she hadn't come up with a cool closing
line (i.e. "Good night and good luck" or "That's the
way it is"), then asked for suggestions. Heh heh.
The Top 20 Rejected Katie Couric Closing Lines
20> "That's today's news, and I'm not wearing panties."
19> "... and they all lived happily ever after."
18> "Well, slap my ass and call me a limo. I am outta here!"
17> "Ka-ching! That's another 40 grand in the bank for me!
Have a pleasant evening."
16> "So fire up the old barbie, Hop Sing; Mama's coming home!"
15> "Perkier than nipples in winter, I'm Katie Couric."
14> "Couric: Out!"
13> "You may now return to your puny, pathetic lives."
12> "... and to all you good people in the Midwest: Sorry we
said 'f*ck' so much."
11> "Fo' shizzel, my nizzel."
10> "That oughtta hold the little bastards till tomorrow."
9> "Visit our website to find out which of tonight's stories
I totally made up."
8> "Good night, and good duck."
7> "And remember: It'll always come back to bite you in the ass
if you shortchange your pimp."
6> "Kiss my black ass, America!"
5> "Smirnoff, take me away!!!"
4> "America, if you still call me 'perky' after this, I swear
I will #%$#%$* cut you."
3> "You may now stop masturbating."
2> "The truth just farted in your living room, America.
Go crack a window."
and the Number 1 Rejected Katie Couric Closing Line...
1> "And that's the news. Looks like I picked the wrong day
to quit sucking c*ck."
Good one!
lol!!!
I'll not think of her the same ever!!! again!
love it becky, thanks
Great one, thanks.
Bob